So how did it go? ** -- HokieDan95 06/22/2018 10:39PM
So…my boss who fired me 9 years ago is coming to my plant tomorrow… -- Burruss Writer 06/21/2018 6:44PM
Give him your card and tell him if he ever needs a job reference to feel -- Hokebury 06/22/2018 09:30AM
I did that once. They hired him anyway. He had..... -- 48zip 06/22/2018 09:46AM
Sleep with his wife ** -- Brown Water 06/22/2018 05:49AM
SHUN -- TomTurkey 06/22/2018 10:57AM
Make him a boston cream pie, cut him a slice, let him eat, ask him what he -- VaTechie 06/21/2018 10:50PM
Oh, and don’t forget- your current boss/co-workers are watching. ** -- YardBird 06/21/2018 9:05PM
Never ever burn any bridges ** -- astrohokie 06/21/2018 8:44PM
Never say NEVER- ** -- bigbadbird 06/21/2018 9:02PM
Be smarmy, ask questions that indicate you have him mixed up with someone -- HokieDan95 06/21/2018 8:43PM
As several have suggested....always, always take the high road. -- HokiesBill48 06/21/2018 8:29PM
Sage advice, and as you said, you will feel better, and also............. -- F4EHokie 06/21/2018 8:45PM
Of course you could always offer a chair that is WAY too small -- SavannaHokie 06/21/2018 8:18PM
That's going to be an AWFULLY small chair... -- Burruss Writer 06/21/2018 8:58PM
I never burn a bridge. I got fired at one place and kept it cordial -- SavannaHokie 06/21/2018 8:12PM
Sweep the leg ** -- FfxStationHokie 06/21/2018 8:09PM
...Dennis from All American Burger ?... -- chumley 06/21/2018 8:01PM
Slip him a mickey ** -- TheNuke 06/21/2018 7:39PM
Are you outta your mind? What? Are you Peter Lorre? ** -- TexasGobbler 06/21/2018 8:01PM
Come out singing 🎶Mickey ** -- TomTurkey 06/21/2018 7:53PM
Oh, forgot to mention... -- Burruss Writer 06/21/2018 7:35PM
Ask the guards to do full body cavity search ** -- FfxStationHokie 06/21/2018 8:12PM
You should recommend he visit the Yorktown Victory Center -- EDGEMAN 06/21/2018 8:09PM
Beat 'em in 1812 too. So we're 2-0 ** -- Late 80s Hokie 06/22/2018 07:29AM
Always gets you further to be cordial, most of all when you don't want to ** -- typed by ben 06/21/2018 7:24PM
Bible calls it "heaping coals" - class trumps crass ** -- TomTurkey 06/21/2018 7:37PM
Proverbs 25:21-22 -- Spud 06/21/2018 9:26PM
Yep, make him think he did you a favor. -- YardBird 06/21/2018 8:45PM
^^Listen to these guys^^ -- MP4VT2004 06/21/2018 7:40PM
It's the Lounge. Chance to flex our creativity and mirth. -- TomTurkey 06/21/2018 7:44PM
When he leaves say, "It's been nice having you, but you're not a good fit" ** -- MP4VT2004 06/21/2018 7:22PM
I like the scorpion...but this is in the lead at the moment... ** -- Burruss Writer 06/21/2018 7:30PM
Yeah, I upvoted that one. The scorpion in the pocket move is going to -- Coach McGuirk 06/21/2018 7:38PM
I'd do it with A Bundle of Joy with a Lookie Lou... -- Burruss Writer 06/21/2018 7:41PM
Wear a larger suit. "Look, I'm still not a good fit." ** -- TomTurkey 06/21/2018 7:46PM
Don't give the satisfaction of a response- say nice to meet you ** -- bigbadbird 06/21/2018 7:18PM
Sodomy -- DarylS 06/21/2018 7:13PM
In ancient Rome if you slept with another guy's wife -- HokieDan95 06/21/2018 7:55PM
Meh...his wife left him while I was there... ** -- Burruss Writer 06/21/2018 8:03PM
It's starting to make sense -- TomTurkey 06/21/2018 9:01PM
Mr. Tarkanian approach ** -- VTDante 06/21/2018 7:18PM
Ohhhh scott jurgenson, I love it! I'm actually going to murder you! ** -- ElbertoHokie 06/22/2018 4:31PM
^^^^I like both of these answers.vvvvvv Lounge answer and real life answer. -- BG Hokie 06/21/2018 7:15PM
Be cordial, always take the high road! Look him straight in the eye....... -- F4EHokie 06/21/2018 7:12PM
$%@& glad to see you - with the Animal House voice ** -- TomTurkey 06/21/2018 7:40PM
Does he know you work there? ** -- HokieDan95 06/21/2018 7:01PM
Yep ** -- Burruss Writer 06/21/2018 7:04PM
I will send a live scorpion. Put it in his breast pocket. ** -- Coach McGuirk 06/21/2018 6:58PM
"Have we met?" ** -- TomTurkey 06/21/2018 6:53PM
Buy the donuts n sneeze all over them ** -- 83Hokie 06/21/2018 6:50PM
Maybe the ol' Fraternity donut trick? Send him pictures later? -- Burruss Writer 06/21/2018 8:09PM